精品国产_亚洲人成在线高清,国产精品成人久久久久,国语自产偷拍精品视频偷拍

立即打開
I failed my stress test!

I failed my stress test!

Stanley Bing 2009年04月28日
At that point I sat down on my least comfortable chair and thought about things. This was scary. I had failed my stress test! What would happen now?

????By Stanley Bing

????You’ll have to excuse me, but I’m very upset. I just got the morning mail, and there, dropped on my desk, was that letter I’ve been expecting. It was postmarked Washington, D.C., with a return address from Mr. Timothy Geithner. I knew immediately what it was. It was the results from my stress test.

????“Greetings!” it began. “We have just concluded the battery of exercises that quantified your financial status, the totality of which make up the document commonly known as your ’stress test.’ We are sorry to inform you that your grade on the aforementioned examination rounded up to a 61 on a scale of 100. As you may know, that is a failing grade in any school and it is our duty to therefore inform you that remedial action will need to be taken.”

????At that point I sat down on my least comfortable chair and thought about things. This was scary. I had failed my stress test! What would happen now?

????“It is clear from the results of your test,” the letter continued, “that you still suffer from a variety of conditions that, if they continue, will in fact stress your economic and personal infrastructure to the breaking point, to wit:

????You still owe quite a bit of money on your home;

  • Your family-related costs are out of control;
  • Your income is stagnant, with a potential downside of 10%-20% year-over-year in ‘09;
  • Your dog continues to cost as much as a Scion XB annually, expense that continues to escalate and shows no signs of amelioration in the near term.
  • Your tax position would choke a moose;
  • You continue to spend money as if you had more.

“For these and other reasons, you have failed to achieve a passing grade. Please report to…” and then it gave an address in Washington, and a date, and so on and so forth, your obedient humble servant, etc., etc., signed T. Geithner.

????So that’s it. On May 12, I have to see Mr. Geithner and receive the counseling session that is mandatory for all those who have failed to pass muster. And then I will receive my punishment for having disgraced myself in such a fiduciary fashion. I wonder… should I take it in cash or certified check?

??

  • 熱讀文章
  • 熱門視頻
活動
掃碼打開財富Plus App

            主站蜘蛛池模板: 绥化市| 咸宁市| 临朐县| 东山县| 荔波县| 钟祥市| 蕉岭县| 平塘县| 饶河县| 海盐县| 屯门区| 应城市| 东阳市| 宜川县| 南岸区| 宿松县| 安顺市| 祁东县| 广昌县| 秀山| 威海市| 平乡县| 辽宁省| 茌平县| 林州市| 拉萨市| 沙坪坝区| 岳阳县| 金溪县| 昌图县| 海安县| 合作市| 宁国市| 富蕴县| 沙湾县| 慈溪市| 淮南市| 兴仁县| 卓尼县| 伊宁县| 阿拉善左旗|