????《時代》（2012年5月21日）

????《時代》雜志2012年5月21日刊封面故事的主題是“親密育兒法”。這是什么東東？根據親密育兒國際的權威定義，它是一種“能產生強烈的情感聯系的育兒方法”。

????聽起來還挺不錯的。但人們在這期雜志封面上看到的，卻是一個四五歲大的男孩子，穿得整整齊齊地站在椅子上吃奶。

????這期雜志顯然夠抓人眼球，共售出了3,277,211份。不過這張照片也掀起了大量惡搞風潮，比如有人在小男孩身邊PS了一只電影《異形》里的怪獸，站在椅子上的男孩正在接受“怪獸”哺乳。（財富中文網）

????譯者：樸成奎

????審校：任文科

????Time (May 21, 2012)

????The May 21, 2012 issue of Time covered attachment parenting. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a technique “based in the practice of nurturing parenting methods that create strong emotional bonds,” according toAttachment Parenting International.

????All fine and good. But all that most people saw when they looked at the magazine cover was a fully-clothed boy of about four or five years old standing on a chair to breastfeed.

????The issue certainly got noticed, and it sold 3,277,211 copies. It also spawned numerous parodies, such as a lampoon of the cover featuring the monster from the “Alien” movies, with the boy on the chair being impregnated by the “facehugger” creature.