????馬庫斯?戈德門（高盛創(chuàng)始人）

????各位評委好。我叫馬庫斯?戈德門，這是我女婿塞繆爾?薩克斯。我們在華爾街開了一家投資銀行，服務于大型企業(yè)、國家元首甚至皇室，同時幫助人們以錢生錢。

????我們相信，只要有少量啟動資金，我們很快就將稱霸世界。

????馬克?庫班：我很感興趣，但華爾街不是有好多家投資銀行嗎？你為何確定你們的投行能生存下來并茁壯成長？

????這個問題問得好，馬克，我們很高興你提出這個問題。我們只招最優(yōu)秀、最頂尖的人才。畢業(yè)于頂尖學府、最胸懷大志、聰明果決的銀行家、分析師和交易員。他們將達成重要交易，并給公司帶來海量現(xiàn)金。對于其中最必不可少的人物，我們將讓他們當上合伙人，并開出天價薪酬來留住他們。

????羅伯特?赫賈維奇：這聽起來倒是不錯，但是…….

????我還沒講到最精彩的部分呢。未來幾十年里，他們當中的許多人將離開我們公司，在美聯(lián)儲、美國財政部擔任要職，甚至成為美國總統(tǒng)以及歐洲、亞洲、拉丁美洲各國政府的顧問。我們將擁有由政府要員和大銀行家組成的前所未見的人脈網(wǎng)。

????我們將同時服務于每筆交易的買方和賣方，不論結果如何，我們都穩(wěn)賠不賺。總之，我們將參與全世界所有涉及到錢的重大金融和經(jīng)濟決策。

????羅伯特?赫賈維奇：我不投。你這個項目完全沒戲。（財富中文網(wǎng)）

????譯者：Hunter

????審稿：李翔

????Marcus Goldman

????Hello Sharks. My name is Marcus Goldman and this is my son-in-law, Samuel Sachs. We’ve launched an investment bank on Wall Street that will cater to large corporations, heads of state, and even royalty as we help people turn their piles of money into even more money.

????We’re convinced that with a small amount of startup capital, we’ll be on our way toward world domination in no time.

????Mark Cuban: I’m intrigued, but aren’t there lots of other investment banks on Wall Street? How can you be sure that yours will survive and thrive?

????That’s a great question, Mark, and we’re glad you asked it. We’re only going to hire the very best and brightest. The smartest, most driven and determined bankers, analysts, and traders coming out of the top institutions of learning. They’ll close major deals and bring in windfalls of cash for the firm. We’ll make the most indispensable among them partners and pay incredible salaries to keep them.

????Robert Herjavec: That sounds good on paper, but...

????You didn’t hear the best part. Many of them will leave the firm over the coming decades and become instrumental members of the Federal Reserve, the Treasury Department, and even end up advising presidents in the White House as well as governments in Europe, Asia, and Latin America. We’ll have a network of influential government officials and bankers the likes of which the world has never seen.

????We’ll serve counterparties on both sides of every transaction and have an angle that allows us to win regardless of any potential outcome. In short, we’ll be in the room for every major financial and economic decision undertaken anywhere there is money on the line.

????Robert Herjavec: I’m out. It’ll never work.