????“微軟造汽車”的笑話再次流行

????艾倫?穆拉利從迪爾伯恩來到了西雅圖，這讓“假如微軟開始制造汽車，世界將會怎樣”的老笑話再次流行起來：“每次他們重新畫了中線，你就得買輛新車，”或者“你的車每天會莫名其妙地癱瘓兩次，”或者“你的安全氣囊在起作用前，會讓你點‘確認’。”???

????From Motown to Microsoft

????Alan Mulally moves back to Seattle from Dearborn, reviving old jokes about what would happen to automobiles if Microsoft made them: "You would have to buy a new car every time they repainted the center lines," or "Your car would crash twice a day for no particular reason," or "Your airbag system would ask, 'Are you sure?' before deploying."???